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Originally Posted by Moejoe
Blah! Nowhere near perfect*. Here's what she's missing and what'd she'd need adding and some of what needs taking away  :
1: Glasses (because Dorothy Parker was wrong)
2: Too much makeup.
3: Too little clothing, and not enough hats. One hat would do, mind, something strange, possibly hand-knitted and woolen. And plenty of layers; you know a frock underneath a big jumper that ends in some flat (not heeled) boots 
4: The most important: where's her Liseuse? I'm afraid I can no longer be attracted to women who don't own a liseuse. |
at last ! at last !! the rest of the world has finally caught up with me !! i'm now the perfect woman ! strange, hand-knitted woolen hat wearers with glasses and a liseuse unite ! o happy day !!!!
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*This opinion in no way reflects that of the vast majority of other men, or sane human beings for that matter. All opinions expressed here are born of Moejoe's twisted mind and should be taken as such. Attraction not guaranteed if you own a wooly hat, glasses and a liseuse. If you do not like this opinon, please ask for a refund. If a refund is unavailable, then a hug of some kind may be offered (also not a guarantee). If you are Dorothy Parker risen from the grave to prove a point about glasses and passes, Moejoe's real name is Dan Brown and he can be found somewhere in America.
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damned !! and i was so excited, for a second there.
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Originally Posted by Sparrow
Talks a lot doesn't she?
Presumably she doesn't mind if you're not really listening.  |
