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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
July 29, 2009
THERE'S A NEW SEX DOLL FOR DOGS
Don't you hate it when you have guests over and your dog embarrasses you by HUMPING THEIR LEGS? Of course you do. I mean, that's just what dogs do but it's still embarrassing.
Fortunately, a company called Pet Smiling has just come out with a new product called the Doggie Lover Doll, which is an anatomically correct SEX DOLL FOR DOGS.
According to a press release from the company, quote, "The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people's legs and even other animals . . .
"[But] when a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach [completion]. With the Doggie Lover Doll, he can.
"Humans have their hands to [molest] themselves, and now domestic animals . . . can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty surely will better their lives."
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Every six months or so my toy poodle, Peanut, falls in love with my wife's teddy bear. And she's a girl! Wots up wi' dat?