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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
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oh, *how* did i miss that before ??? thank you, sweetpea, i needed a good laugh !
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Originally Posted by Katti's Cat
Why does only ever the left sock get lost?
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Originally Posted by Dylrob
Because the other sock went the right way.
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1
If I ever discovered time travel, I wouldn't use it to change history. Instead, I'd simply be an observer at the most important events in history. I would also find out the answers to some of the world's greatest mysteries, such as:
Why do hot dog buns come in packs of eight and hot dogs come in packs of 10?
What was wrong with Love Potions One through Eight?
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
The other two hot dog buns were traditionally divided each into four and then each piece used as the base substance in the preparation of the standard eight formulations of love potions, until the Holy Roman Catholic Church outlawed the practice in the eleventyth century B.C.
The preparation of Love Potions One through Eight are essential in the process of creating the final Love Potion, but which have the serendipitous side-effects of completely erasing all record of their own existence while causing random and retrochronic (time-travelled) cloning in the standard 8-pack of hotdogs during pre-BC times with a per-pack success rate of approximately 25%.
It's all a rich tapestry.
Cheers,
High Gibbonate and Chief Answerer Of Questions
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
I'm always glad when Ask Mr Answer Person comes on the air...
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so do i.
who else has a question ? i've got a whole list around here somewhere, just let me find it...