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Originally Posted by DMcCunney
One of the zoos (Cleveland, I think) had a male rhino that got aroused after eating monkey biscuits. Monkey biscuits are generic zoo chow, eaten by almost every animal in a zoo. Heaven only knows what was in them that got the rhino aroused. I'm sure the manufacturer was mystified. ("Our monkey biscuits make your rhino do what?"  )
But rhinos are endangered, so one of the zoo keepers got tasked with masturbating the rhino and collecting the semen after it had monkey biscuits, for use in breeding programs. I thought that must have provided a novel addition to the resume of the keeper involved...
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Dennis |
ha! ok, see I was just not going to go there! but yeah! like that!