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Originally Posted by kindlekitten
that sure would have made my life a hell of a lot easier back when I was breeding Newfoundlands  . nothing like having to... well you know.... this is a family forum... lets just say that sometimes you need motility tests. and sometimes you need to package the little buggers up and send them cross country.
at least there have been "aids" for horses for a long time! |
One of the zoos (Cleveland, I think) had a male rhino that got aroused after eating monkey biscuits. Monkey biscuits are generic zoo chow, eaten by almost every animal in a zoo. Heaven only knows what was in them that got the rhino aroused. I'm sure the manufacturer was mystified. ("Our monkey biscuits make your rhino do
what?"
)
But rhinos
are endangered, so one of the zoo keepers got tasked with masturbating the rhino and collecting the semen after it had monkey biscuits, for use in breeding programs. I thought that must have provided a novel addition to the resume of the keeper involved...
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Dennis