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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
In reference to Gracies post about 'fixin' a certain doggie here, I just want to assure said doggie that he'll not be missing out on anything if he can convince his owners to do right by him via the following article.
Is there nothing that cannot be found on the 'net? And now that I've embarrassed myself beyond belief, I shall log off and go start the dressing......... 
July 29, 2009
THERE'S A NEW SEX DOLL FOR DOGS
Don't you hate it when you have guests over and your dog embarrasses you by HUMPING THEIR LEGS? Of course you do. I mean, that's just what dogs do but it's still embarrassing.
Fortunately, a company called Pet Smiling has just come out with a new product called the Doggie Lover Doll, which is an anatomically correct SEX DOLL FOR DOGS.
According to a press release from the company, quote, "The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people's legs and even other animals . . .
"[But] when a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach [completion]. With the Doggie Lover Doll, he can.
"Humans have their hands to [molest] themselves, and now domestic animals . . . can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty surely will better their lives." |
that sure would have made my life a hell of a lot easier back when I was breeding Newfoundlands
. nothing like having to... well you know.... this is a family forum... lets just say that sometimes you need motility tests. and sometimes you need to package the little buggers up and send them cross country.
at least there have been "aids" for horses for a long time!
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Originally Posted by kennyc
aren't all animals? 
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if it looks like a duck...