These are awesome!!
Hmm... I have too many to list, but one in particular struck me as I read the marching band one...
I had forgotten about this one. It also took place in the context of marching band (and Iʻm not even going to tell you about the time I flubbed up the trumpet solo in front of hundreds). It was in the band room. There was this cute senior guy (I was a freshman) who was lying on the band risers with (I THOUGHT, and this is KEY) his eyes closed. I stood in front on him, almost touching his knees (he was lying on his back, with his knees hanging over the edge and feet down). I made the most disgusting faces at him. Very sexually suggestive, very bizarre. Iʻm still not sure what I was thinking at that time. I *thought* it would be funny for my friend standing with me, as I *thought* the guyʻs eyes were closed.
Needless to say, they werenʻt. I still wonder what he thought of me after that. I donʻt recall ever being able to get closer than about 10 ft to him after that.
