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Why do hot dog buns come in packs of eight and hot dogs come in packs of 10?
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The other two hot dog buns were traditionally divided each into four and then each piece used as the base substance in the preparation of the standard eight formulations of love potions, until the Holy Roman Catholic Church outlawed the practice in the eleventyth century B.C.
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What was wrong with Love Potions One through Eight?
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The preparation of Love Potions One through Eight are essential in the process of creating the final Love Potion, but which have the serendipitous side-effects of completely erasing all record of their own existence while causing random and retrochronic (time-travelled) cloning in the standard 8-pack of hotdogs during pre-BC times with a per-pack success rate of approximately 25%.
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