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Mobile Mason · 11-25-2009, 05:40 PM

Abe is sitting on a bench in Green Park reading an anti-Semitic Newsheet. Solomon, his best friend walks by, sees the paper, and stops --- in shock.   "What are you doing reading that paper?" he says. "You should be reading the Jewish Chronicle!"   Abe replies, "The Jewish Chronicle has stories about intermarriage, anti-Semitism, problems in Israel---all kinds troubles of the Jewish people. I like to read about good news. This anti-Semitic paper says the Jews have all the money...the Jews control the banks...the Jews control the press... the Jews control Hollywood. Better to read nothing but good news!"

11-25-2009, 05:40 PM	#588
Mobile Mason Resident Anglophile Posts: 76 Karma: 460 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Ohio, United States Device: Kindle 2	Abe is sitting on a bench in Green Park reading an anti-Semitic Newsheet. Solomon, his best friend walks by, sees the paper, and stops --- in shock.   "What are you doing reading that paper?" he says. "You should be reading the Jewish Chronicle!"   Abe replies, "The Jewish Chronicle has stories about intermarriage, anti-Semitism, problems in Israel---all kinds troubles of the Jewish people. I like to read about good news. This anti-Semitic paper says the Jews have all the money...the Jews control the banks...the Jews control the press... the Jews control Hollywood. Better to read nothing but good news!" Last edited by Mobile Mason; 11-25-2009 at 05:42 PM.