That can't be true Lene - you already have the idea. That's creative. You just don't know how yet. Start writing down - you will get better / smoother as you go. Start with a collection of stories, experiences etc. The rest is just window dressing.
Hehe I can relate to the garden snake - I told everyone 'my water broke and we had to drink beer' after the main water pipe ruptured the night before
