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Originally Posted by Reyben
My God... you wouldn't believe the state of traffic around the Horsehead nebula.
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Hey, the Orion Complex didn't pay their bill, so I had the Montsnmags Collections Agency put a horsehead in their nebula. They'll learn, or find out the hard way that as pretty as they are, it's only the dark that matters.
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Originally Posted by Mobile Mason
I'm chewing on a straw and listening to Jazz Music.
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Coincidentally, I'm chewing on a jazz musician, and listening to the end of a straw (if I listen closely, I can hear a camel's back breaking).
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Originally Posted by Catire
Awaiting kazbates' finger food recipes  |
Step 1: Get large bag of fingers...
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
My Mom's curse was, I hope you have one just like you!" Which is largely why I skipped having kids and went directly to stepchildren.
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My mum's curse is the ability to use the phone and her multi-gold medal performances in the Passive Aggressiveness and Disappointment Biathlon at successive Mothers Olympics.
Cheers,
Marc