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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
i think for "start your own country" day i'll just visit a different fictitious country i've got friends in. australia sounds good.
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Just go to the mystical fridge, open the door, and walk through, and you will find yourself in the wonderful nation of Straya Of The Downunderverse. It's like Narnia, but you're meant to grab a six-pack of beer on the way through.
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Originally Posted by kazbates
WHAT ABOUT SANTA CLAUS?!?! Does he LIVE in Australia and not the North Pole?
It's okay. You can tell me. I won't get upset. . .
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Oh...well, that's good. Because Santa Claus certainly
is in Australia, though he doesn't actually
live here. All the chimneys here are blocked up at the fireplace end which kind of lead to a significant and claustrophobic problem for him and an odd smell from behind the redundant mantelpiece for me. Anyway so that he didn't go to waste I've made a few salad servers out of his ribs and use his spine as a back-scratcher. The rest...well, let's just say that the traditional Aussie Christmas dish of "braised wombat" was slow-cooked in a very "festive" stock that year.
What's that? The "Easter Bunny"? Not sure, but, totally unrelated, do you know how to spell "calicivirus" and "myxamatosis"...?
Aww look at the
bilby (<---linky). Aren't dey teh wikkid kewt, yeah?!