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A kosher joke...
A very observant jew dies, and goes to heaven. Heaven is wonderful - marvellous things everywhere, to do and to see and to eat. But after a couple of days, the angels notice that the new arrival hasn't eaten anything.
"Why haven't you been eating?" asks one of the angels, "Is there something you'd like to eat that isn't here?"
"No, it all looks wonderful," says the man, "but how can I be sure it's kosher?"
"This is heaven," says the angel, "all the food in heaven is kosher, prepared under the supervision of the Lord our God himself!"
"Oh," says the man, "in that case I might try an orange."
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