Originally Posted by Donnageddon
You see, the "nook" was originally used for guidance by the gunman on the grassy knoll of the Kennedy assassination. After that it was used by the actors in the studios where they faked the moon landings. When that proved successful, they used the "nook" in the plotting of the fake incidents involving the U.S.S. Maddox and the U.S.S. Turner Joy in Vietnam leading to the "Gulf of Tonkin Resolution" resulting in the escalation of the war there.
The "nook" has since been used to pilot the space drones that bombed the "face on Mars" destroying the evidence of the ancient civilization that lives there. Additionally, the "nook" was a primary player in the "balloon boy" hoax in Colorado, and the ghost writing of Sarah Palin's recent book.
Some claim, and not without good evidence, that the "nook" was created by Hitler's astrologer for determining the timing of the d-day invasion (this was a beta version and ended in disaster for the Third Reich)
Given this undeniable prior usage of the "nook", I do not doubt that supplies have dwindled.
I have full confidence that the current "nook" shortage is real and not a "conspiracy".
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