Since it's Saturday:
HELLO WORLD!
. . .and since they say "confession is good for the soul":
Global Warming is my fault.

Yep, I admit it. I was helping Mother Earth with a few things and she asked me to set the Earth's thermostat. I was reading at the time and not paying attention (a definite idiosyncrasy of mine) and mistakenly set the temperature a couple of degrees to high.

Please except my sincere apology. I have learned my lesson and will never do it again. . .I promise.