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Nov. 1 - Plan Your Epitaph Day
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thank god for that. you know you can never trust your friends and family to come up with something good, so much better to have it ready in advance. my favourite epitaph : "i told you i was ill" (on spike milligan's tombstone).
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Nov. 4 - Waiting For The Barbarians Day
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are we waiting anxiously ? waiting helplessly ? waiting behind barricaded doors ? waiting with open arms ?
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Nov. 6 - Saxaphone Day and Marooned Without a Compass Day
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thank god those are the same day. i mean, if you have to be marooned without a compass, at *least* you should have a saxophone with you to play some plaintive blues song in your sorrow.
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Nov. 9 - Chaos Never Dies Day
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i'm pretty sure one day is not enough for that observation.
what would we do without it, eh ?
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Nov. 12 - National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
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/marks calendar for next year
with button ? the big red button marked DO NOT PRESS ???
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Nov. 19 - Have A Bad Day Day
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i hate that day.
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and today is . . .
Nov. 20 - Absurdity Day
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please. isn't *every* day absurdity day ? at least around here ?
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Now for the weekend we have:
Saturday - World Hello Day and False Confession Day
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got it. "HELLO WORLD" and "you know that really annoying thing when the 'to open pull here' tab comes off in your hand leaving the cellophane intact ? that's my fault."
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Sunday - Start Your Own Country Day (what will you name your new country?)
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haven't we done that already ? i can think of at least three fictitious countries most of us have permanent residency or at least long-term visas in (mobilita republica, pinwheel, oz).