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Gee, I've neglected to bring attention to the many really important holidays that have come and gone this month.
I know that you'd all rather I just go sit in a corner and drop the subject, but I'm waiting for "We don't give a donkey's dookie about your stupid holiday observances" Day before I finally surrender and do just that. I don't know when that day will be, but I'm sure I'll know it when I see it (or one of you will tell me.)
In the meantime, the following is a list of the great observances we've allowed to pass by without a second thought (which is probably appropriate):
Nov. 1 - Plan Your Epitaph Day
Nov. 2 - National Deviled Egg Day
Nov. 3 - Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day (are there still housewives?)
Nov. 4 - Waiting For The Barbarians Day
Nov. 5 - Gunpowder Day
Nov. 6 - Saxaphone Day and Marooned Without a Compass Day
Nov. 7 - National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
Nov. 8 - Dunce Day
Nov. 9 - Chaos Never Dies Day
Nov. 10 - Forget-Me-Not Day (pfft)
Nov. 11 - Air Day
Nov. 12 - National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
Nov. 13 - National Indian Pudding Day
Nov. 14 - Operation Room Nurse Day
Nov. 15 - National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
Nov. 16 - Button Day
Nov. 17 - Take A Hike Day
Nov. 18 - Occult Day
Nov. 19 - Have A Bad Day Day
and today is . . .
Nov. 20 - Absurdity Day
Now for the weekend we have:
Saturday - World Hello Day and False Confession Day
Sunday - Start Your Own Country Day (what will you name your new country?)
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