I have the clock! I have the clock! Once more: I have the clock! I bit the bullet and tried the russian hack/firmware update and I ran all the AVG and Malware programs I could to make sure, then I ran it (it was absolutely painless) and after the update, and reboot I have the clock! Now I will have to see if anything else was added. I will have to read the translated site a couple of times!
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