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Originally Posted by kennyc
You've heard NOTHING GOOD or NOTHING BUT GOOD?

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Quote:
Originally Posted by kindlekitten
I think he meant nothing BUT good.
I have received a question about the Southwest Indian Foundation and will be contacting them tomorrow as well as at least 2 tribal councils. I'll ask the councils if they have a charoty of choice
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Yes, I meant to say nothing
BUT good about them. I just fixed the post accordingly.
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This is kind of like the old story of the criminal whose life was spared by a misplaced comma. He was to be exiled to imprisonment and death in Siberia. Czar Alexander III had written on the warrant (in Russian, I assume), "Pardon impossible, to be sent to Siberia." The Czar’s wife changed the punctuation to "Pardon, impossible to be sent to Siberia," and his life was spared.
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The fellow who told the following tale to me said he knew the guy in question, and this was a true story. A friend of his had just returned from Vietnam. While dining at the home of his fiancé’s parents, he said, "Would you pass me that **** salt, please?"
Her prim and proper parents immediately went silent. Realizing his
faux paz, he arose to leave. Then his fiancé’s father said, "Aw, come on back, son. We know you just got out of the army. We can't very well expect you to talk like a saint."
He replied, "Thanks, but I better go ahead and leave, before I **** up again."
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I better leave, now.