I especially like some of the laws found in Alaska...
1: A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have intimate relations with one another on city streets. (And you will enforce this how?)
2: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. (This is just silly)
3: While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. (why would I even want to?)
4: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. (sometime, somewhere in Alaska.. this MUST have happened, why else forbid it?)
5: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. (Oh rly?)
6: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. (riiiiight!)
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