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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Ahem. (doggie clears throat) Um, in an attempt to comply with The Queen's directive, will all the ladies in The Llounge please now remove your trousers? And, well, I guess to be fair to all genders and persuasions, all you guys should please follow suit. Please. Me? I'm always buck nekkid, at least at heart.
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Dear Sir or Madame,
I cannot in all faith comply with your directive as I am currently bereft in the trousal area.
Yours
Mr Arnold Pants. OBE, MBE, ET Phone Home