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Originally Posted by nomesque
Dear God,
OK. I'm awake! No more alarm clocks, toddlers and birds-knocking-on-my-window. I get it. I'm awake. Now where's my darn coffee???
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Get it yourself! I only do alarm clocks, toddlers, and birds. Oh, and I grew the coffee beans for you. But the coffee pot is your problem!
God (with respect, filling in as his amenuensis)