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He didn't tell me the C.O.'s name, so
when I went into the house, I was in for a
bit of suprise. I knew the guy in charge
there.
"Howdy, Jake. How was Pinwheel?"
"It was that discord at customs with your
assistant that brought me back. I've been
trying to repair my career ever since
then."
"You shoulda given me a ring. I would
have talked to the Brass."
"I've already had too much of your help."
I shrugged. There's just no pleasin'
some people. "At least you could
introduce me to the Major."
He turned a bit red, but spat out, "This
is Major Ruiz. He's in charge of the
tactical situation."
I stuck out my hand. "Good to meet you,
Major. I'm Red Edwards. You can
call me Red. A Marine is always
welcome at my house."
"Red, how did you spot my man?"
"Now don't hold it against him. The FBI
hadn't spotted him. That's a real
hard place to do full camo at. He
did a great job, but those Barret
.50's are real hard to hide. I've got
one myself. I expect if I'd kept on
lookin' I'd have found your other
nests."
"What other nests?"
"Don't play me for a chump, Major.
If you've got one side of a building
covered, you've got all the sides of
the building covered. And you've got
an assault team around here, too,
or at least on the way."
The major forced a grin. "You're
obviously an experienced campaigner."
"The sniper I met had excellent
discipline. Didn't even twitch when
he realized he was spotted." I
always like to look out for the real
workers.
Jake decided to stick his oar in. "Now that
you've finished complementing the
military, how about you leaving and
telling the FBI it's no longer their
jurisdiction. It's a State department
matter now."
I don't mind people sticking in their oars,
but they d----d well better know how
to paddle. I reckoned it was time to
give ol' Jake a few lessons.
"Jake, stop bein' a Foggy Bottom Idiot for
once. If the FBI was being taken off,
somebody with real authority would be
taking them off. And they wouldn't be
usin' me as a mouthpiece. Even a dumb
redneck like me knows that one." I
ignored the suppressed snicker from the
major.
Jake wasn't payin' attention to anything
but me. "Out!" He shouted, "You're not
on this case any more!"
"Jake, I can't leave the case without being
shown overriding authority. Everybody
knows that. Show me your authority."
"Here's my authority!" and waived a State
Department paper at me.
"Easy, Jake, let me read it."
I looked it over. Full authority to handle
the hostage situation had been given
him by the Secretary Of State. The
old battle-axe was trying to sneak
one by The Prez. I shook my head.
Politicians and promises.
"Why haven't you already knocked on the
FBI's door?"
" I'll do it when I ready to."
"You mean you'll do it after you get the
assault team deployed. Which it
obviously isn't." I suspected that
certain military commanders weren't
pleased by their orders and were
draggin their heels.
I turned to the Major. "Don't worry,
Major. I'll have this sorted out in
30 minutes or so. The record of the
Marines won't be smirched."
"Now Jake," I said, turning back. "That's a
real pretty piece of paper, but
doesn't have enough stroke behind
it."
"You think you've got more authority
than The Secretary Of State?"
"Nope, I know I've got more authority
than the Secretary Of State.
Now do you want to tell Kaitempi
Kate that she's been outranked,
or shall I?"
Jake sneered, "Prove it, bigshot."
I sighed. Some people can't add two plus
two. He was being set up as the
fall guy for one of Kaitempi Kate's
power grabs.
"Ok, Jake, we're gonna play a game of
Diplomat Double Jepardy. The category
that has been chosed for you is
Political Power. You've just wagered
your career and pension on the
following question. And the answer
is - What offical in the US
Government has the right to throw
a Secretary Of State out on her
keister. Please remember to answer in
the form of a question."
I started humming the Jeopardy theme
song. "Da de dum dum da de dum,
da de dum de daaa de dum dum
dum dum dum....."
Jake stopped being angry and started
being bit pale.
"...de dum dum. Time's up, Jake. What's
the question."
Jake said in a small voice, "The
President."
"It needs to be in the form of a question."
"Who is The President."
"Right. And you win your pension. I have
direct authority from The Prez. And
this entire conversation is on a wire
straight to the FBI team over there,
so it won't do you any good to have
me shot. Now do you want to call her
or shall I?"
"You'd better call her. I think all I'd get
done is get fired."
"Wise choice." Why did I get all the dirty
jobs. I heard Bubba laughing in the
back of my head. "'Cause you do
them so well...."
Last edited by Greg Anos; 11-13-2009 at 11:30 AM.
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