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Originally Posted by kennyc
... CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS" ...
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There are a few really good puns there, Kenny!
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
Love that one.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the worker at the food processing plant who got fired for sticking his .. um .. “Worker, Jr.” in the pickle slicer?
They fired her, too.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
They have no invisible means of support.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
I love what Voltaire said about sects in
The Philosophical Dictionary: “There are no sects in geometry; one does not speak of a Euclidian, an Archimedean.”