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Originally Posted by benham
Senior health care solution--according to Maxine
Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no
healthcare for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health
care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government
that just told you that you are too old for health care.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any
income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
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Yep, but they've gotta make sure you're well enough to be executed.