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Originally Posted by montsnmags
I've forged your signature so much now, on so many documents, and to so many corporations, authorities and law enforcements agencies, that most now think mine's the real one and yours is suspicious. So, if you want to outsource...
Fan: Write, "To my favourite fan from the best author in the world after Dan Brown"
Autograph: "I hope you die in a ditch"
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Should add:
"And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch!"