Zelda, this apartment of yours really can't seem to contain just the right amount of water! Now find Evil Landlord's address and go egg his house immediately!
As for Boyfriend's problem, we know there is a ventilation problem: the production fumes seem to be redistributed trough out the whole building. Many of his coworkers are now taking med for various lung afflictions and working with masks, and many complaints have been lodged to the government council for work security. They said they were about to make a first visual inspection today, but no air testing is scheduled before next week, and the company is not being overly supportive of the employees, even though they could relocate the office to another one of theirs buildings about two hundred feet away.

And I oh so hope he does not have the flu! I kissed him all week end!