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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
seriously though, pull up a chair and let me get you a cocktail.
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*A* cocktail? I know that ploy... that's how it starts. First it's "pull up a chair and let me get you a cocktail", then it's "wanna come up stairs and see my etchings", then it's pure horror because, really, that's happened. I mean, ETCHINGS!? Who the blank even HAS etchings these days, much less admits it in public? Here I am anticipating at least a guilty conscience, and then it's all "and this was from his 'black' period, before his sainted aunt left him her box of Crayolas..."
Etchings! PAH! Well, at least it's better than "So, now that I have you alone, have you ever considered being in business for yourself? I represent an internationally known company who encourages entrepreneurship... they have many different products, and one day you can be a black diamond with over 50 platinum memberecs and... what? NO! I never MENTIONED AMWAY! Well, yes, it IS Amway, but really, they're respec- WAIT! COME BACK! DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY ETCHINGS???"
No thanks. Well, I'll just have that one... Mm... GIN!