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Old 11-03-2009, 11:06 PM   #125
Xenophon
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Originally Posted by wayrad View Post
Not the ickiest line in it, either... Yup, that's one book that didn't earn a permanent place on my shelf. I liked Rats and Gargoyles, but haven't really cared for anything else of hers, somehow.
Two lines that, er... stuck... in my head were:

"Mother!"

(which is truly icky in context)
and also (while um... "enjoying the spoils of victory"):

"Pass me another elf, sergeant...
Spoiler:
this one's split!
"

(Spoiler tag for those who don't wish to be grossed out without warning).

The book was indeed rather longer than could be sustained by its central McGuffin. But it's a loving sendup of the genre, that I recommend to anyone with a strong stomach. Just be certain you don't take ANY of it seriously.

Xenophon

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