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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Well, what can I say? He's not here, and those blithering eejits at Homeland Security just gave him an SR-72C "Blacklight" to play with, which he has no doubt already reprogrammed, souped-up, colour-shift repainted, put 22-inch "spinners" on the undercarriage, and installed a sound-system that plays techto-music at eleventy-thousand decibels (no, "techto-music" is not a mistake - it's an off-shoot sub-genre of the popular type, and whose volume, bass and geological harmonic resonance can cause sympathetic tectonic shifts).
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Hey, is it my fault if, for some of the people employed by Homeland Security, geography is "United States of America" and "Here be Dragons!", and consequently their concept of the shortest direction to Australia might have been somewhat erroneous. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it is academic as I'm sure Adrian has encountered the concept "steer". As in "that'll steer him into trouble".
Anyhow, I'd be more worried about Adrian "Pimp my super-secret, over-equipped spy plane" d'Oz prowling the planet's airspace in an undetectable jet (capable of speeds that even RamJet designers only dream about) equipped with a fusion engine that operates for two years on a single tank, is capable of self-refuelling by flying at top speed through clouds for a couple of hours and has enough "defensive" capablity to scare off even the most aggressive lawyers. And that was before he pimped it up. Before you think it couldn't get anyworse, they didn't manage to loose his luggage so he's prowling, fully fueled on ZCDs and whatever other experimental cocktails he's working on. And that's not even thinking about his "toy box". (I did warn you not to think about Adrian's toy box. I suggest you take several ZCDs and call your pshrynk yesterday morning.)
I just hope pshrynk has a good sense of humour. I hate to think what Adrian's Operating System (AOS) is going to do now its gotten itself let loose in the Homeland Security network. No doubt, AOS is highly contagious, and I can't imagine normal virus scanners stand any more chance against AOS than common sense does in a financial institution's board meeting. Personally, I'm just glad I don't have any trips to the US.
I wonder if the world geological survey's can follow him though his sound system and their earthquake tracking systems.
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
I would suggest Adrian is getting to Cancun come hell or high water, and I suspect he might be bringing the former with him. If he's not already there, they'll hear him coming...better start pouring the drinks.
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I'd imagine that if he flies the "Blacklight" just right, he'll be able to bring the latter as well. Either that, or there is now a hurricane Adrian heading their way.
Anyway, Marc, you're supposed to be writing.... Might I suggest either some Noble Rot or a case of Penfolds Grange.