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Originally Posted by LazyScot
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At which point, the security staff (as a matter of national defense) stuffed Adrian on an SR-72C "Blacklight" from a nearby military base as it was the only craft that Adrian was willing to get on ("Oooohh. Cute Toy." were his exact words) and pointed him back to Australia....
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Well, what can I say? He's not
here, and those blithering eejits at Homeland Security just gave him an SR-72C "Blacklight" to play with, which he has no doubt already reprogrammed, souped-up, colour-shift repainted, put 22-inch "spinners" on the undercarriage, and installed a sound-system that plays techto-music at eleventy-thousand decibels (no, "techto-music" is not a mistake - it's an off-shoot sub-genre of the popular type, and whose volume, bass and geological harmonic resonance can cause sympathetic tectonic shifts).
I would suggest Adrian is getting to Cancun come hell or high water, and I suspect he might be bringing the former with him. If he's not already there, they'll hear him coming...better start pouring the drinks.