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Originally Posted by LazyScot
"Your call has been transferred to the Taste and Decency Control Section. Unfortunately your selection has been deemed as exceeding the European Convention on Acceptability in Musical Performances. Your details have been recorded and will be passed immediately to the relevant authorities. This call will now terminate."
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the what convention now ? i don't believe there's any such convention nor any such control section, or they would have put a stop to eurovision (and abba !!!!) years ago. this is just more nap-taking on the job, isn't it ?
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"Thank you for you selection. The requirements of the new European Union directive on mental health monitoring and early treatment require that all persons showing signs of mental deterioration should have their details passed immediately for appropriate processing. Your details have now been so passed. You should either hear from an appropriate psychiatrist for assessment, or by a political party for appointment to high office in the Eurpoean Commission."
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nooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not high office in the european commission !!!! i take it back !!! i take it back !!! damned, i knew i should have taken my chances with eddi reader !!!!!!