Thread: Silliness This thread is NOT about T....G...!!!
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:12 PM   #34
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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm View Post
I want to hear option 3!!!
"Your call has been transferred to the Taste and Decency Control Section. Unfortunately your selection has been deemed as exceeding the European Convention on Acceptability in Musical Performances. Your details have been recorded and will be passed immediately to the relevant authorities. This call will now terminate."

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel View Post
hmph. yes, well, as it happens *you* are not making this call. i don't know who eddie reader is but i'm pretty sure that of the lot, vogon poetry is going to be the least objectionable.
"Thank you for you selection. The requirements of the new European Union directive on mental health monitoring and early treatment require that all persons showing signs of mental deterioration should have their details passed immediately for appropriate processing. Your details have now been so passed. You should either hear from an appropriate psychiatrist for assessment, or by a political party for appointment to high office in the Eurpoean Commission."
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