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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
agent pinwheel presses "9" firmly, with at least 20 minutes to spare before total destruction of the telephone menu system by ikea catalogue.
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"Thank you for selecting an explanation of DSil. Unfortunately all my explanations are busy at the moment. Remember you call is important to me, so please hold and your call will be transferred as soon as an explanation becomes available. To make you wait more pleasant, you may choose between hold music by pressing 5."
And with that a medley of Abba's greatest hits started playing, with predicatable results. Zelda pressed 5, nearly breaking the phone in the process.
"Welcome to the hold music selection service. for a medley of Abba's greatest hits press 0, for a medley of Eurovision winners, please press 1, for a medley of Eurovision runner's up, please press 2. For a medley of Abba's greatest hits performed by Lordi and accompanied by St. Winifred's School choir press 3, for a medley of Andy Stewart's greatest Hogmany hits, press 4, for voulez-vous and super trouper played backwards on the bagpipes press 5, for a 1kHz test tone, press 6, for a hearing test press 7, for a recitation of Vogon poetry press 8, and for Eddie Reader press 9."