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Reference the chap talking in the forest.......
One afternoon, an older gentleman was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, he was pulled over by a state trooper in hot pursuit.
The police officer strutted up to the driver's window and asked the old gentleman, "Sir, didn't you know that your wife had fallen out of your car about four or five miles back?"
The old driver exclaimed, "Thank Goodness! What a relief! I thought that I had gone deaf."
The reason the dog is known as man's best friend is probably because he gives no advice, never tries to borrow money, and has no in-laws.
Eighty-year-old Bertha bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home with her fist clenched above her head. "Anybody that can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight."
An old man looked up from the pool table and said, "Umm, an elephant?"
Bertha thought about it for a second and said, "Close enough."
And finally......... in a move destined to aggravate the blondes amongst us, a blonde joke.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse
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