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Originally Posted by LazyScot
"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."
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The mission is accepted, but I require an entire squad of lounge llama, all ready to risk their lives for the cause. Those brave, hairy and silly things will be divided into two wings.
Wing number one will need to infiltrate Agent Rules's home and life, to gather clues on the best possible present, the one that would indicate all the gratitude felt by the Director General and the Silliness Mission Force combined. All the llamas of this wing will have to make abstraction of their own identities to accomplish complete empathy, risking to never come back as their own selves and to scratch behind their ears with their legs for the rest of their lives.
Wing number two will have to corrupt the Other Organization with false clues about Agent Rules's likes and dislikes, to confuse the enemy and disrupt their entire system. This mission will be though and delicate, and necessitates llamas with strategy, strength and will. That wing will face the toughest challenge: resisting all alluring bacon products and by-products, which is why I'm requesting every llama that will participate in this magistral effort to be vegetarian.
A few agents will be required to participate, but the mission's time-frame allows to ask for voluntary participants.
The suicide-mission consisting of diverting Agent Rules attention while Wing One gathers clues is as of now assigned to Agent Scot, who will have to keep writing stories with not a minute of rest for the next two months. Good luck, agent.
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
yes, good luck, verencat ! i hope you'll keep us apprised of your progress. i can't speak for Dangerous Agent Pshrynk but you've got the support and assistance of Mythical Agent Pinwheel (if you believe in her...). watch out for those self-immolating sandwiches, they can be a bit hard to digest. they always give me heartburn.
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I'm asking for more of the Mythical Agent Pinwheel then mere assistance. You, agent, will be the direct mission leader of Wing Two. Be prepared to receive directions imminently.
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
Wait... What?
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I'm assuming you accept the direction of Wing One with those oh so meaningful words. Be prepared to receive directions imminently.