Folks. With all the logical fallacies, unsupported claims, and outright fabrications in Mr. Kaufman's article, this can only be satire.
Go back, read it again, and then add the following paragraph:
"Just kidding. Had you going there, didn't I? Sincerely, A. Kaufman"
Well, unfortunately, probably not. But it wouldn't take much tweaking to make it actually funny.
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