Well, first of all:
“There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.” -- Ian Hart quotes
Mr. Kaufman is just another monkey like the rest of us.
But of even more concern to me is that this means poor Mr. Bradbury is going to have to rewrite "Fahrenheit 451" to the shortest novel in history, reading one word -- "Delete".
And so what if all reading material becomes electronic and civilization fails because the electricity goes off so we all have to start over. Didn't anyone else watch that historical docu-drama, "Battlestar Galactica"? You think they made all that stuff up?
My apologies if this makes no sense, but neither does Kaufman.
Last edited by eGeezer; 10-28-2009 at 07:26 PM.
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