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Originally Posted by montsnmags
It could have been a little closer though, so it looked like I had tears of blood. Wouldn't that be cool? No...oh, okay. I'm a "wanker", you say? Fair enough.  |
Actually, that would've looked cool (yeah, so I never grew up either, just older...
), but I suspect any closer and you might have damaged your eye, too, which wouldn't be cool.
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No promises. My idea of protective footwear during household repair and maintenance is an old pair of Havaianas, so there's a fair chance something heavy and/or sharp will be trying to pass through some part of my body sometime in the future.
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Are all men like this? The yeti's idea of keeping his feet protected are sandals, and this despite the fact he has a perfectly good pair of steel toe capped boots, which he only wears for work (admittedly, they are good for kicking recalcitrant servers and presumably obnoxious users)
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- Try to remove reluctant, hammer-abused, long coach screw from ex-fence upright.
- Have claw of crowbar slip off screw-head while pulling it towards you
- Profit!...Wait, what?
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OK - that makes sense. Apart from the last item. You really would need to have got closer to the eye so it looked you were crying blood, then you could have sold the pic to Stephanie "Twinkletoes" Meyers to use as the cover of her next vampire book.
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It's always a bad time to mention your fears on The Lounge.
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I'm very, very afraid of chocolate. Especially dark chocolate.