Yeah, I definitely need a (personal) translator!

I have tried the online webpage translators, and a few bits make sense until I hit the important stuff, at which point it invariably becomes gibberish.
Update: I plugged in the 500, but no folder or removable drive shows up, so I can't seem to add books directly.
Can you drag-n-drop books onto the 500? If so, how do you get the 500 to show up as a removable drive etc.? Thx.