Transbook - a word indeed so full of poetry only writers could come up with it ...
To paraphrase the Rocky Horror Picture Show:
"I'm just a sweet trans-e-book [chorus: sweet trans-e-book!]
from transliteral Trans-e-readian!
So you got caught with DRM, well, how about them?
Well, readers, don't you panic
which has spoiled your ePub, just you give it a snub
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a ... " [rest to follow

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