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columbus · 10-14-2009, 04:30 AM

One day the Spanish maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

Maria, well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. Wife, Who said you iron better than me? Maria, Your husband said so. Wife, Oh.

Maria, The second reason is that I am a better COOK than you.
Wife, Nonsense, who said you were a better COOK than me? Maria, Your husband did. Wife, Oh-

Maria, My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife, (really furious now), Did my husband say that as well Maria, No Señora...the gardener did.

Wife, So how much do you want?

10-14-2009, 04:30 AM	#461
columbus Wizard Posts: 999 Karma: 5487540 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In my own imagination. Device: Sony Prs 650, 505	One day the Spanish maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase? Maria, well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. Wife, Who said you iron better than me? Maria, Your husband said so. Wife, Oh. Maria, The second reason is that I am a better COOK than you. Wife, Nonsense, who said you were a better COOK than me? Maria, Your husband did. Wife, Oh- Maria, My third reason is that I am a better lover than you. Wife, (really furious now), Did my husband say that as well Maria, No Señora...the gardener did. Wife, So how much do you want?