10-13-2009, 03:06 PM
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WWHALD
Posts: 7,879
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK
Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here
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Originally Posted by pdurrant
I've recently come across a simple way to deal with swine flu.
It's very easy — if you think you have swine flu, you just stay in a smoky room overnight, and in the morning you're cured.
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Originally Posted by pilotbob
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
[COLOR=#820040]The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 
'You got Male!
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