Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox
Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!
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He was lounging in his tree, watching the Plant. He knew that the time for action would come. Maybe not soon, but come it would. He was getting annoyed. There was a persistent buzzing in his ear. Other customers wanting his unique "services." They did not know the meaning of "wait," even after he had stapled the page from the dictionary to their foreheads.
He was going to have to revise his answering machine to include a "with extreme prejudice" option.
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