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Donnageddon · 10-10-2009, 05:47 AM

Just what the hell is wrong with people? Did they get up on the stupid side of the bed in the morning? Does the get-a-clue bus not make stops on their street? Do they need to buy a vowel, or something?

Do they really not know who is in the kitchen with Dinah? Is stoopid the latest status symbol? Must I draw them a pretty picture for them to smell what's cooking?

Did they forget to add water to their sea-monkeys? Do they need someone to kiss their boo-boo and make it all better? I mean... WTF?

Did they overdose on stupid pills? Did the love they take, not, in fact, equal the love they make? Did they lead their horse to water and then drown it?

I mean its like... Q: How may people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 Billion, because they are so freaking dumb!

I am losing hope folks...

Did they really give at the office? Is the check actually in the mail? Is the person in the kitchen with Dinah strumming on an old banjo... or an old "dumbo"?

Earth to people, we have found no intelligent life forms.

Just what the hell is wrong with people?

10-10-2009, 05:47 AM	#1
Donnageddon Now you lishen here... Posts: 2,494 Karma: 479498 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Seattle-ish Device: Sony PRS-650. Kobo Touch, Kindle Fire	What the H-E-double-hockey-sticks is wrong with people? Just what the hell is wrong with people? Did they get up on the stupid side of the bed in the morning? Does the get-a-clue bus not make stops on their street? Do they need to buy a vowel, or something? Do they really not know who is in the kitchen with Dinah? Is stoopid the latest status symbol? Must I draw them a pretty picture for them to smell what's cooking? Did they forget to add water to their sea-monkeys? Do they need someone to kiss their boo-boo and make it all better? I mean... WTF? Did they overdose on stupid pills? Did the love they take, not, in fact, equal the love they make? Did they lead their horse to water and then drown it? I mean its like... Q: How may people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 Billion, because they are so freaking dumb! I am losing hope folks... Did they really give at the office? Is the check actually in the mail? Is the person in the kitchen with Dinah strumming on an old banjo... or an old "dumbo"? Earth to people, we have found no intelligent life forms. Just what the hell is wrong with people?