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RCR · 10-09-2009, 05:16 PM

Real ways to torture a librarian -

Lick your finger every time you turn a page.

Fold a page corner to mark your place.

Ask - "Can I have the book with the brown and blue cover that I was reading last month?"

Treat the library as a child caring facility and adventure playground for your hyperactive rugrats.

And worse -

Take books into the toilet and shove them down the toilet bowl.

Start little fires in the stacks.

Flick burning matches around the reading room.

Carry a machete into the reading room and when challenged, say "The Bible says to carry a sword."

10-09-2009, 05:16 PM	#9
RCR Addict Posts: 334 Karma: 992487 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: 2 x Sony 505, iPad, Samsung 7 Tablet, ASUS Transformer, Nexus 7	Real ways to torture a librarian - Lick your finger every time you turn a page. Fold a page corner to mark your place. Ask - "Can I have the book with the brown and blue cover that I was reading last month?" Treat the library as a child caring facility and adventure playground for your hyperactive rugrats. And worse - Take books into the toilet and shove them down the toilet bowl. Start little fires in the stacks. Flick burning matches around the reading room. Carry a machete into the reading room and when challenged, say "The Bible says to carry a sword."