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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Great!
My charitable giving never includes clothes because I wear everything I have until it literally falls apart. I have a favorite old shirt that's so comfortable I can't bring myself to part with it. The bad part is that it's so threadbare that I keep putting my head and arms in the wrong holes when putting it on.
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Aye, I've shirts like that. I've one that technically isn't a shirt any more unless you're a very proud emperor. I just tell people that this bit of cotton, here, right here, stuck on my elbow, yeah, right there...if you squint your eyes a bit and use your imagination to extrapolate from that, you'll see that I'm wearing a really,
really nice t-shirt, that is so, so, SO comfortable.
Nice, hey? What? Oh, them...no, they're my underpants. A man's got to keep the sun off his head, you know.