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Old 10-03-2009, 10:24 PM   #8455
montsnmags
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...Are you supposed to mix those? Stims and tranqs and all that.
Isn't that what They say - feed a flu, confuse a migraine?
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The prioritizing and sentence structuring of
Others may vouch for the possibility that clarity of meaning is not my forte, nor even a meaningful priority in my prose.
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"horses & trampolines" suggests that, while you may fear horses and trampolines, your primary fear is Horses WITH trampolines. Working together. Watch out for them.
I do, that's why my mirrored sunglasses are mirrored on the inside too, so I can see behind me.
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Also, are Mob Tornadoes by chance tornadoes which work in Organized Crime? Cause if so, I think I'm scared of them too. Tornadoes with Tommy-guns and indecipherable New Yoyk accents...
You see them too, huh?
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It may, however, count as a break through. Depending on the angle of the fall.
One can only hope someone is there to record it for Funniest Home Video.
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Or perhaps some whiskey, a drop of port, a glass of beer, a Vodka tonic, some Gin & Tonic, some of that ol' Jax Spirit, a spot of champaign, a little Congac, a Brandy Sour, a Bloody Mary, a taste of Paradise, Manhattans all around, a Pink Gin, a Wolfram Cocktail (with or without Hart), a Ti Punch, Sambuca, Margarita Shooters (which no-one has with pizza), a Tequila Slammer, a Tequila Sunrise, a Tina Tequila, a White Russian, a little Liqueur, a Ceaser's Cocktail, A Molotov Cocktail (probably not), an Appeltini Surprise, an...
I mean, what? I, uh, I just happen to be looking at a drinks menu is all. Ahem.
Coincidentally, combined they're all some of the dilutants of your average Zany Carter Deluxe (they help cut back on the more unpleasant side effects, like undeath and hallucinating that you're in a Will Ferrell movie)
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Thank you. I too would like to subscribe to my newsletter, though I would rarely update it. As those with whom I now share a website would testament. Perhaps I simply have a problem with commitment.
I was once committed, but I've got a good legal team working for me and the asylum had very lax security.
(PS. I haven't clicked your link yet. I fully intend to later, but at the mo' the iPod isn't the best way to paddle teh interwebs)
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