Some five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
The teacher took a deep breath, then asked....."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"
And so it does...
"African Elephant"
Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
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