CONGRATULATIONS, MOEJOE!!
A very well deserved milestone.
I started looking for a hat for you, but had a bit of an overload.
I never knew there were so many..
Nope, not this one.

.... Don't think this would do either.

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Cute, but not right.

.... and too.. well, too "Mickey"
Nope, too cartoonish.

....and wrong side of the world.

Hum.. these may be a problem with that flag and all.


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Whoops, must have wandered into the joke shop.
The Queen may have something to say about it if you get this one.

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Hey, you could wear this and pose for one of those calendars for women.

(You know the kind, hunky man modeling the construction hat..

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Whoops, wrong season.

....Naw, too yank..
Could use this one for the award dinner.
Hey, a fedora! Hum, seems to be only in black..
OK, I'm exhausted... I'm glad you ordered it yourself. I'm just not any good at this choosing a hat thing.

(but I love to read!---thank you for making it fun)